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Joke of the Day

"If George Washington were alive today... he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin and screaming incoherently."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."

"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"

"*shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race"

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."

"Why is a Christmas tree like a bridegroom? After the big day, its balls are the first thing to come off."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"

"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""

"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""

"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""