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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."

"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"

"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."

"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"

"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"What's worse than AIDS? Beads."

"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."