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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"

"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"

"I typed ""married"" but it was auto-corrected to ""martyred"". Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence."

"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."

"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only."

"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"

"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."

"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"