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Joke of the Day

"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"

"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."

"What do you call a suicidal cat? Curiosity."

"I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"

"Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko."

"Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics? A pair of legs."

"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"

"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."

"I just became the mayor of ""Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot"" on FourSquare!"