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Joke of the Day

"I organised a party for men who suffer from premature ejaculation... There's no strict dress code, just come in your pants."

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber"

"Excuse miss can you tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?"

"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"

"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."

"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."

"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."

"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."

"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."