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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics? A pair of legs."
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"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."
"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"
"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"
"Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them."
"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"
"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"
"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"