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Joke of the Day
"What did the necrophiliacs girlfriend say before going bowling?"
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"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"
"What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, ""who emptied the dishwasher?!"""
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""
"What do you get hanging from orange trees? Sore arms."
"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."
"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."
"What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)"
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."