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Joke of the Day

"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."

"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."

"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."

"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :("

"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."