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Joke of the Day

"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"

"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""

"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."

"Mechanic Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars? They say he gets very exhausted."

"I'm going to keep buying cats until one of them does something hilarious and makes me a YouTube millionaire."

"What's the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!"

"96.86% of pastries are not s"

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."

"Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands..."