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Joke of the Day

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""

"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."

"I'm on a cruise this week. My humor didn't go over very well on the observation deck, nor did what I left behind on the poop deck."

"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."

"Roses are red violets are blue Roses are red and Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead The sugar bowls empty and so is your head"

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."

"Mmmmm.... delicious!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile (Im going to fucking hell. I shouldnt have laughed at this so hard.)"

"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."