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Joke of the Day

"What do you get hanging from orange trees? Sore arms."

"What is E.T short for? Because he has little legs."

"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."

"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."

"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."

"Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK"

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"What has 3 balls and flies through space E.T the Extra Testicle I know this was awful I'm sorry"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."