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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
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"The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone."
"Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other? They already know everything."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments..."
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"Why couldn't the traffic light get a date? She was wearing no turn on red. :|"
"I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home"
"No matter how bad it gets, you're always better than anyone fatter than you."