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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"
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"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."
"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."
"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"
"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"Askreddit without the textbox."
"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"