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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"
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"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"
"Rape Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin"
"YOU make some noise. You're the one with the band and the microphone."
"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"Whoops, pizza sauce on my hands. Better wash this off with soap and water. Oh poop on my ass? I'll just use this dry paper and call it good."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"