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Joke of the Day
"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."
Next Joke
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."
"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."
"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"I bought a smart TV It doesn't show Trump"
"What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-apart"
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"