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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."

"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."

"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world."

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."

"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."

"Everyone's talking about how Shia LaBeouf plagiarized Daniel Clowes, but nobody said anything when Kristen Stewart plagiarized paint drying."

"Today is national dog day and women's equality day... It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will."

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook."