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Joke of the Day

"Shouting ""Shotgun"" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier."

"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"

"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."

"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"

"I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("

"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""