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Joke of the Day
"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."
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"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""
"I've always wanted to rewrite history but couldn't decide on the font.."
"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"
"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""
"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."
"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"
"Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future."