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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to rewrite history but couldn't decide on the font.."
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"Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah."
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"
"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"
"What do Japanese Cannibals Eat Raw-men"
"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."
"diseases you get after marriage onegina"
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"
"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("
"glorious crime spree after being fired from wal mart., expertly hopping fences, chugging all the seeds out of my neighbors bird feeders,"