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Joke of the Day

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"

"Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure... ...is not the best way to tell a kid that he's adopted."

"I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!"

"In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester."

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"

"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"

"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."

"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."