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Joke of the Day

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think. We both are in our underwear most of our work day."

"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call someone who really likes balloons? Autistic."

"Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die? He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea."

"Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!"

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"

"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."