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Joke of the Day

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."

"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""

"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"Click to see something special something special"

"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""

"Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: ""But we don't *have* a penguin!"" Me: ""And now for the good news...!"""

"What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma"

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."