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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do."

"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."

"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."

"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"