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Joke of the Day
"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"
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"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."
"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."
"I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act. Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT."
"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""
"9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi"
"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."
"That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday."
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."