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Joke of the Day

"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."

"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."

"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Bitter"

"What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable."

"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."

"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."