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Joke of the Day

"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."

"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."

"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"

"At 1am I'm going to wake up my 2 year old by yelling his name and crying. Then, I'll crawl into his toddler bed. Let's see how he likes it."

"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."

"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."

"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."

"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."