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Joke of the Day
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
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"What are Marios overalls made of? denim denim denim"
"Jesus walks into a boarding house.... Jesus walks into a boarding house. He puts three nails down on the counter and asks ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."
"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."
"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."
"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"
"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"
"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? tennish"