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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"

"What do you call a crocodile who always lies? A croc o' shit."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."

"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"

"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."

"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."

"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."