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Joke of the Day

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."

"Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer"

"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."

"I like my drinks like I like my women With big cups."

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."

"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""

"You know you have problems when you mentally click a ""like"" button every time you see something that pleases you.."