58795
Joke of the Day
"I like my drinks like I like my women With big cups."
Next Joke
"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""
"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"
"Did you hear about the owl coup? They were in cahoots."
"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."
"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"
"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."