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Joke of the Day

"If you love something, set it free. If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort."

"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"

"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."

"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."

"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"So Hillary Clinton logs into her e-mail [deleted]"

"Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people."

"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."