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Joke of the Day

"My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3."

"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"

"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"

"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"

"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"

"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"If I were Lex Luther, I'd just send Superman a bunch of gift certificates to Taco Bell and let him do my work for me."

"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"

"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."