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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."
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"Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"
"My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin."
"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"Did you hear about the sensitive thief? He took a fence."
"I watched ""The Edge of Tomorrow"" hundreds of times there seems to be an awful lot of alternative endings though."
"What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little ""behind"" in his work"
"Sometimes I wish life had subtitles."
"My wife accused me of being immature... So I told her to get out of my fort."
"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."