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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"Why did the man open a rooftop bar? He wanted to have drinks on the house."

"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."

"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."

"TIFU by not reading War and Peace. This wasn't today, this was ever. That book is way too long. I didn't read it. TL:DR Too Long. Didn't Read."

"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."

"If TV has taught us anything, it's not to get on a boat with a man we have just started dating, for it is there that he will murder us"