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"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
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"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."
"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... ...well it could happen."
"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""
"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."
"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."