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Joke of the Day

"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"

"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."

"I asked a guy what his favorite movie was earlier today. And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop"