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Joke of the Day

"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"

"Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats."

"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."

"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."

"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."

"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."

"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."