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Joke of the Day
"I asked a guy what his favorite movie was earlier today. And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
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"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"
"[ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you ""..y..o..u..'r..e.."""
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
"How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him."
"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"
"I'm sorry I don't speak any English -me when someone starts talking to me"
"Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother*"
"[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?"