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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."

"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."

"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."

"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"

"Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree."

"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"

"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."

"Some parents count to 10 to get their kids to behave. I use a similar technique where I string out crime scene tape and fire up a chainsaw."

"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"