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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."

"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."

"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"

"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"

"Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: ""I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."""

"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."

"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."

"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids."