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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a great time travel joke... but you didn't like it.."

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"

"[hospital] DOCTOR: you're ok ME: so it was just a dream DOCTOR: no your heart did turn into a bowl of cereal but your system is accepting it"

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."