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Joke of the Day

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"

"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""

"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"

"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."

"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."

"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"

"what did the atheist say to the agnostic Pussy"

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"