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"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."
"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."
"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."
"Dogs are some of the coolest people I've ever met."
"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"How do you know a woman has had sex in every country in the world? Her pussy is well cultured."
"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"