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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a woman has had sex in every country in the world? Her pussy is well cultured."

"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""

"I use to have a quantum-sized girlfriend, but she was too quarky for me."

"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"

"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."

"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"

"What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel? TruTV"

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."