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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."
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"What is ET short for? He's only got those little legs."
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"
"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."
"Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room."
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait."
"What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common? For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles."
"Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars? Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?"