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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black guys having sex? A threesome 3/5ths compromise"
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"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""
"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"The worst birthday present I ever got... ...was from my grandma when i turned 5. She gave me three socks. When asked why, she responded ""because your mom said you grew a foot."""
"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"