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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"

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"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"
"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."
"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"
"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."
"Strong Winds by Gail Force"