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Joke of the Day

"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says ""Say goodbye to your family"""

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."

"A lawyer and a catfish What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."

"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"

"Do you know why so many American kids die in high school massacres? It's because they're not allowed to run in the corridors."