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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer and a catfish What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."

"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"I don't know who won the debate tonight but I do know who lost... The American people :("

"Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees."

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."

"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."

"*visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* ""Make yourself at home"" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*"

"What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months."