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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer and a catfish What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."

"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"

"What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? Constable"

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."

"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."

"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."

"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"

"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"