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Joke of the Day
"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
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"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech? [deleted]"
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"
"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."
"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"