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Joke of the Day

"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."

"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"

"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

"Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time! Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live."

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"

"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."