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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."
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"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"
"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"
"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."
"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""
"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"If y is dependent upon x, that means y is determined by x. So we could call y the determinant. If that's true, then we can call x Arnold... because it's de-terminator. Heh."
"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"