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Joke of the Day
"R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist."
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"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."
"What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper? ""Well that's really tiny writing!"""
"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"
"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"
"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."
"Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons. Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons."
"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."
"If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King."
"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"