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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ... like it's not enough that I'm fat."
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"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"
"Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook."
"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules"
"What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs."
"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."
"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""